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Beyonce pregnancy rumors

Posted on 20. Oct, 2010 by in Entertainment

This just in!: Beyonce Knowles, who you have seen and heard on Television, Movies, Radio, CDs, DVDs, and possibly other media, and who is also attractive and well-known, is capable, like all human females, of becoming pregnant and of conceiving a baby! That’s right; rumors would suggest that the super attractive star may have indeed exercised her human female potential to produce offspring; read:”Beyonce might be pregnant”.

Although biology does not discriminate regarding who may impregnate a woman, no matter how famous or attractive she be, it is also rumored that the child has been conceived along with husband, Jay Z.

While earlier this year, pregnancy rumors about Beyonce were thought to have turned out false, more recent sources have attempted to substantiate the audacious, and unbelievable tale of human reproduction.

According to US Magazine, “a source”, whatever that might mean (really “a source” can be absolutely anybody), told them that “B [Beyonce] was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn’t ready to be a mother just yet,” said the mysterious source.

Although Beyonce appeared on the “Today” show two weeks ago, her tight-fitting dress betrayed no signs of pregnancy; further evidence that human biology does not respond to the dictates of the Today show nor of the Entertainment Industry in general for substantiating celebrity rumors.

In short, Beyonce is a woman and there’s nothing extraordinary, except the miracle of birth itself, about her being pregnant; no more remarkable than if the ugly, poorly-singing lady living next to you were to become pregnant.

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